De: cruzylovesmirkgurl83 (Mensaje original) |
Enviado: 12/05/2008 02:32 |
A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came >upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. > On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. > The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened. > > The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the > highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. > I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, low-life scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive. > > So I said that Osa ma Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, > mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? > Well, so does Hillary Clinton!" > "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us."
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