TEXTO DE RONN MESSER - LA CUBA DEL GRAN PAPIYO

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Doctora-NandiCruz

Sent: 7/25/2008 6:10 AM

Marcia Brown

Sr. Compliance Specialist

Office of Billing Compliance

Miller School of Medicine.

University of Miami

Tel: (305) 585-7346

Fax: (305) 324-7312

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The patient Pedro Rodriguez Medina was admitted thru Emergencies and showed on a first ocular inspection a bottle inserted into his anus through its neck, requiring inmediate removal via urgent surgery. Pedro was at a loss of words to explain the presence of the bottle there, which was really not necessary but it was too, in as far as he intended to sue the Coca cola company 'for a defect in his bottles that creating a situation which was embarrasing to him' and wanted to involve the hospital in the description of such bottle defects.

The lawyer a Jackson Memorial Hospital advised him to not further ridicule himself, as bottles are not meant to be inserted into the anyone's anus to cause sexual pleasure, existing appropiate plastic pennises known as 'dildoes' that not create a vacuum trap when they are extracted.

The patient was in quite a bad temper and threatened to sue JMH as well ,if the story got written in his file at the the Hospital Patient Records, since in his own words 'the story could be used by political Cuban exiles which are his enemies to discredit him' . Our lawyer testifies that the incident was factual and reminded Pedro Rodriguez Medina of previous precedents of similar pressures to hide cases of vacuum bottle that had to be surgicaly removed, such that of CBS channel 7 TV anchor Sally Fitz in1988, and repeated that a medical incident is confidential but compulsory to be duly recorded in the Hospital Files, and the Hospital will not yield to threats under any circumstances.

El paciente Pedro Rodriguez Medina fue admitido por emergencias y presentaba a una primera inspeccion ocular una botella insertada en el ano por el cuello,requiriendo remocion inmediata via cirugía urgente. Pedro no era capaz de explicar con palabras la presencia de la botella alli, lo cual no hacia falta pero al mismo tiempo si era necesario, en tanto en cuanto el tenia intencion de demandar a la compania Cocacola 'por un defecto de fabricacion en sus botellas que creo una situacion que le fue embarazosa' y quería involucrar al hospital en la descripcion de tales defectos de fabricacion en la botella.

El abogado de Jackson Memorial Hospital le aconsejó no ridiculizarse a si mismo mas, ya que las botellas no se disenan para ser metidas en el ano de nadie para causar placer sexual,existiendo penes apropiados de plastico conocidos como ‘dildos’ o consoladores que no crean una trampa de vacio al ser extraidos.

El paciente estaba de mal genio y amenazaba con demandar a JMH tambien, si la historia se asentaba por escrito en Records del Paciente del Hospital, ya que en sus propias palabras, 'la historia podia ser usada por exiliados cubanos enemigos suyos con el proposito de desprestigiarlo' Nuestro abogado testifica que el incidente fue factual y recordo al sr. Pedro Rodriguez Medina de prcedentes anteriores para esconder casos de trampas de vacio ano-botella, tal como el de la locutora de CBS canal7 Sally Fitz en 1988, y reitero que un incidente medico es confidencial pero obligado a ser debidamente asentado en los archivos hospitalarios, y el hospital no cedera ante amenazas bajo ninguna circunstancia.