EN INGLES
some people think the internet is a series of tubes
some people think it's made of wires, and lasers and some hats
some people think it's stuck together with a load of glue
but they're all wrong because the internet is made of cats!!
the internet is made of cats
the internet is made of cats
cats
cats
cats
cats
the internet is made of cats
the internet was born in japan in 2001
they were not many cats so bandwidth was not very high
to get the cats around the net they had to keep them small
so they compressed kittens using the ancient art of bonsai
although more kittens came online with each an every day
the conectivity and bandwidth of the net weren't great
because the kittens' numbers did not grow as you would hope
as god kills a kitten every time he sees you masturbate
the internet is made of cats
the internet is made of cats
cats
cats
cats
cats
the internet is made of cats
the revolution came when cats harnessed humankind
to create many cats with captions on that were quite mental
while death-rates from a vengeful god stayed
more or less the same
the growth in internet kittens soon became exponential
for a while it looked as though everything was just fine
with more cats in the network things grew fast as fast can be
but soon the laws of physics started to bend with the strain
as the number of cats tended towards infinity
the internet is made of cats
the internet is made of cats
cats
cats
cats
cats
the internet is made of cats
the internet cat project
kittens inspired by kittens
recursive cats spiralled down to a singularity
which birthed a cat-god, powerful beyond imagination
called "maru" who appeared obsessed with box idiocy
but despite looking like a fat cat moron who liked boxes
maru was in fact manipulating both time and space
he summoned forth the dark one
from beyond the deepest past
the one who would be saviour of the internet cat race
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no entiendo por que no me dejo pegar la traduccion si no pueden verla me avisan
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) por cierto si esta mal traducido me lo hacen saber ya que use el traductor del google pero no me convence mucho bueno las dejos me voy a hacer mimos por ahi 
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