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ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?
A male patient
is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
over his mouth and
nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge
bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles
black?
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm
only here
to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask
again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my
testicles
black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood
pressure and heart rate from
worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and pulls
back the covers.
She raises his gown,
holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in
the other.
She
looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir.
They look
fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and
says very
slowly and clearly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now
listen
very, very closely:
Are - my - test - results -
back?"